100% Personalized
No template or pre-written format used - HONEST!


Our poems and songs
are great
for any occasion:

Retirements, Transfers, Promotions, Birthdays, Graduations, Weddings, Anniversaries, 
Wedding Showers, Office Fun or for any special occasion.
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Here's what people 
are saying... 

"We ordered the poem and song on CD and we were amazed at the quality ....even with our limited musical skills, the whole group was able to sing the song...definitely worth every penny..." Pam - Texas

"...the personal service we got from Mary Flynn was excellent...the song and poem were perfect and added to the event.." Bev - Toronto

"...we had the song e-mailed... we were impressed with the content and what we received for our money...  lyrics to the original song helped us..." Robert - New York

 Mike loved it...he was amazed at the detail...said he didn't even mind turning 50...I'll pass on your name." Don - L.A.

"...thanks for working on such short notice...we were desperate and I couldn't write a poem myself..." Amy - Miami

We've checked the competition for you...

$100 US for a 14 line sonnet

$10 US for each 4 lines

$200 for a 10 verse poem

$55 US for 6 verses/24 lines

$75 US for 10 verses/40 lines

$90 US for 14 verses/56 lines

$100 US for a 50 line poem

Check our prices again!

We specialize in Teacher Retirement Poems and Songs... 
but, we've written poems and songs for "normal" people too! Honest!

Here's how the process works...

Once you contact us, we will send you payment details and an OUTLINE to help you in providing information for your poem or song.
The more details you provide, the better equipped we are to write a poem or song that is completely personalized.
You will converse directly with Mary Flynn who will write your poem or song.

Poems and Songs are completely personalized -- there is no template and you do not simply insert the "name" or "occasion" into a pre-written poem or song. 



Our Personalized Poems and Songs :

Songs are 5 verses long and are written to the tunes of familiar favorites. (i.e. T.V. Show tunes such as the themes from "Gilligan's Island", "Green Acres", "Beverly Hillbillies", "The Addams Family Theme", "The Brady Bunch" or old songs such as "I've Been Working on the Railroad", "Oh, My Darling Clementine", "Oh, Susanna" and more)
Sorry, the song is written to whatever tune lends itself best to that song, so you are not able to request a specific tune. Lyrics are written using the information provided and then carefully worked into many different tunes until the "best rendition" is achieved.
Get the choir ready!

Poem Choices:

20 - 24 lines (5 - 6 verses) $39.95 US
32 - 36 lines (8 - 9 verses) $54.95 US
44 - 48 lines (11 - 12 verses) $69.95 US 
All poems will incorporate the material you provide about the "Roastee". 
The funnier the information, the more humorous the poem will be!  Guaranteed! 
Incredible value for personalized material. 

What you will receive:

Option # 1- Song ... 5 verses in length ($49.95 USD)
Your song is delivered via e-mail as an MS Word attachment ready to download and print. Print multiple copies for members of the "choir" to sing as part of the presentation! In addition to the "Roast Song", you will receive the lyrics to the "Original Song". You will also receive a sound file, either a MIDI or.wav, consisting of the music for the "Original Song" - the song to which your new "Roast Song" is sung. This will help you with the tune.
It is NOT a musical accompaniment - it is simply to refresh your memory with the tune.
Your Personalized Roast Song will be neatly formatted and will include graphics. 
Material is ready to print, tie with ribbon and present to the "Roastee".


*NEW: Optional Audio CD now available - containing 3-5 versions of the original music used for your Roast Song. Audio CD can be played on any CD player, ready to "refresh your memory" as you prepare to present our Roast Song. Again, the music is NOT intended as a musical accompaniment, it would serve to help with the tune as the "choir" practices the song.
($8.95 USD) includes shipping by AIR MAIL


Option #2 - Poem ... your choice (for prices see above)
Your poem, using all your information, is delivered via e-mail as an MS Word attachment ready to download and print. Print multiple copies for all the guests to recite! 
Your Personalized Poem is ready to print, tie with ribbon and present to the "Roastee".

Your Song or Poem will be completed in 2-3 weeks and can be framed as a gift. More 
Need delivery sooner? Expedited Service Available. More

TO ORDER A POEM OR SONG -- Contact Us and that will start the process.

Mary Flynn will contact you immediately and provide you with payment information.
From that point, she will send you an OUTLINE to help you in gathering information. 
Mary will contact you by e-mail to clarify details, verify facts and obtain additional information if necessary.

Your song or poem is delivered within 2-3 weeks. 
In a hurry? Try our Expedited Service

"Personal service is guaranteed. Each order is unique and I will do my best to accommodate your specific requests and needs. I guarantee it!"
                
                      
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